Firsts

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Linda Scott. She made out with Ricky Altomare in the corner. She was my 13th ask.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Yes. She married a wealthy guy and invites me over to their estate.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Weasel piss. 12 yrs old. A combo of about 14 different alcohols stolen from our parents + mixed together.

4. What was your FIRST job?
Cleanup guy at a restaurant.

5. What was your FIRST car?
1964 Chevy Belair. "3 on a tree" shifter that got stuck. Had to climb inside the engine and kick the linkage to put it in first gear.

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
My son. He's 11 and teaches me how to text in shorthand. ty...ttyl...lol

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
My wife Mika. My thought was "it's early, don't wake her."

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Horn at Pennypacker elementary school. She whooped my ass, but the following year with Miss Mccoy was worse. Took a knuckle to my temple almost daily.

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
21 yrs old. to San Fran with my buddy Rob Horner. His dad hired us to drive 3 mack trucks cross country.

10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
A few...Mike Pitkow, Dave Cerami, Frank Cassidy, Rob Steinberg...talk to all pretty often. Grant Connor + I were close in my old hood, but haven't spoken in a while.

11. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Mike Pitkow. He had pug dogs who slobbered all over me and horny hamsters. Both kept me up all night.

12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My son Justin.

13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Rob Horner. Same guy on my first flight. I tried comedy at the reception. Still regret it. My "popping high school boners" routine was not a hit with his aunts and uncles. Still trying to get that tape from him.

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Fed dogs. Watched the rest of the Phils game I dvr'd last night.

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Bachman turner overdrive at the Phila spectrum. They're about to tear the stadium down. More of my childhood history will now be a parking lot.

16. FIRST tattoo?
It's against my standards, but 3 yrs ago a strange thing happened. Was on a radio show and they were paying more attention to a hot girl and a guest tattoo artist. Needing attention I said "i'll get a tat...how 'bout a dot?" They put 3 dots on my left shoulder and then told me its a gang symbol.

17. FIRST piercing?
Unless I'm desperate on another radio show, no way Jose.

18. FIRST foreign country you've been to?
France

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Mary Poppins. Ended up performing at the same theater yrs later (Keswick). They'll probably tear that down too!

20. When was your FIRST detention?
7th grade. 22 detentions. Put 22 thumb tacks on Mr. Hoffman's chair.

22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Jack Benson in college. virgin. no conflicts.

23. If you had one wish. What would it be?
More peace.

24. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
Another language.

25. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage?
No. called off before invites went out.

26. What was the first sport that you were involved in?
Little league baseball. Came from the city, so I bought a glove for the hand I caught with while playing stickball, my right throwing hand.

27. What were the first lessons you ever took?
Guitar. Mary Mason our next door neighbor.

28. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
"Hey Sweetie" to my wife....or yell at the dogs to stop barking