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| "Enjoy it? I had to pull into a parking lot yesterday because I was laughing so hard that the tears were blurring my vision too much to drive! And people complain about how dangerous it is to drive while you are on your cell phone. Well, I've got news for them. Just TRY negotiating rush hour traffic with that CD playing in your car!" |
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| "Not knowing who you were by name, all we expected was entertainment and to have a few good laughs, a good date night, you know? We were NOT expecting to laugh so hard for an hour + straight that our jaws would be hurting by the time your set ended. Or my Pilates sore abs would be reeling with pain again from laughing and crying all at once. You are by far the best comedian we've heard in years and the best of what is out there
now. It was laugh til you cry, pee your pants funny. You WILL BE a hall of fame comedian!" |
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| "By far the funniest comedian I've ever seen! Jerry Seinfeld and Ray Romano have nothing over you!
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| "Best show I've ever seen, baby." |
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| "He's GREAT!! I laughed so hard I cried! Hysterically Funny!!" |
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| "Craig Shoemaker fucking rocks the house down." |
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| "Craig makes us laugh until we cry -- the act just keeps getting better & better -- Thanks!" |
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| "Funniest show I've ever seen! I also worked at a comedy club too!" |
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| "Wonderfully funny and timely comedian!" |
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| "Absolutely LOVED him! My cheeks and stomach just hurt from laughing! I cried all my makeup off! YES!" |
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| "Craig's insightful humor is great. And no negative edge here. What a bonus!" |
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| "First time I ever laughed for 1-1/2 hours straight. My face hurt." |
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| "Oh My God! I need a face lift after Craig -- I have wrinkles now!! The best." |
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| "Great, funny, rolled in the aisles!" |
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| "You're awesome -- we would pick your square." |
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| "LOVED your show!" |
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| "Saw you at Brea Improv years ago - still great. Laughed my a** off! Thanks." |
His show at the comedy zone in Jacksonville Fl
Craig you had me laughing so hard I couldn't do my machine gun when you came to me the 2nd time. You have to give me a 2nd. You are by far the best comedian out there.
Great show at the Punchline!
Seen you preform last nite at the punchline in Sandy Springs, Georgia. You made me laugh
so much I had a headache! It was great to see you and meet you after the show. Thanks!
~Janice Bradley~
Just came from Punchline....you were amazing....
I am still laughing my a** off, need a whole bag of Halls...but, totally worth it!
Great show, thanks for coming to Atlanta (...thanks to Punchline)
Erum from Atlanta, GA
Thanks!
Thanks for the show last night. Once again, an amazing night of laughter! An hour and 45 minutes of gut-busting "Bell's Palsy." You are the best there is!
And just so you know, it was even more important to us than that. A year ago my brother-in-law suffered a heart attack that left him dead for about ten minutes, and the resulting brain damage has left him morose, lethargic, and kind of whiny. Well, last night was pretty much the first time in over a year that he laughed! Not just chuckled periodically, but deep, continuous belly-laughs. It was like seeing the old him for the first time in a year. We didn't even know if he remembered how to laugh!
So Shoe, we owe you a real debt of gratitude. For one night you brought my brother-in-law back to life, and it was a joy to watch. Thanks! - Bob Goen, Los Angeles
Saw you in Folsom this
Saw you in Folsom this weekend with a large group of friends. Without a doubt the best comedy show Ive ever seen. To glance at my husband and watching him Crack Up! was priceless! Thanks for that! I laughed so hard went into a couphing attack and threw my back out, but it was worth it! After the show we made the guys do their version of the machine gun.....so the laughter continued! Cant wait for another opportunity to see another of your shows. Jennifer, Cameron Park, Ca
Funny guy!
We saw you in Raleigh, NC 12 years ago and you were funny then and even funnier now. Keep it up! We love the "Lovemaster"!
Carol & Dave Gerke
Camarillo, CA
Rick Stanley brought 20 people to Tommy T's
Thanks bro! I'm glad you all enjoyed the show.
Cheryl Thoe brought 61 people to Tommy T's
you are awesome! i hope you all enjoyed the show.
Tommy T's Pleasanton CA December 4 2009
We will be there in full force again! Can't wait for more laughs and lots of fun! We are ALWAYS ready for comic relief! Thanks for all the laughs!
Warren Johnston brought 25 people to the Irvine Improv
- Thank you for helping make my night, c
Debbie Rodriguez brought 30 people to the Comedy & Magic Club
- Debbie thanks, you brought a GREAT group!
Val Weinberg brought 30 people to the Atlanta Punchline
- I had a great time making you laugh, thanks so much!
Bruce Black brought 42 people to the San Jose Improv
- special SHOUT OUT to you Bruce!
Julie Carney brought 40 people to the Pittsburgh Improv
- thanks Julie!
David Kandra brought 71 people to the Pittsburgh Improv
- you're awesome David thank you!
Fairfield California Show
Brilliant comic mind without F bombs going off everywhere. Lucky me that my friend heard you on the radio in Vacaville. She called and said "aren't you guys always TRYING to do that Lovemaster guy. Well he's in town ". After picking my jaw off my chest we went online and nabbed some tickets. Best show I have ever seen. Two major entertaining hours. Morphing back and forth from Barney Fife over to Erase Erase Guy. And what a voice. Loved the Phantom of the Napkin bit. Thanks for all the great memories, the broken rib and tear loss.
Harrison Roth
Vacaville Ca.