E-Online: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth

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By Ted Casablanca

As if that brilliant freak Donald Trump and his hairdo (or not) haven't gotten enough PR, I'm sorry, but I just have to add to the whole overcombed mess:

Remember when the evil wonder Omarosa told me the Don's locks yelled "Overcompensation!" loud 'n' clear? Well, I also asked a few other laugh-riot types at a recent Hell-Ay do for the Laughter Heals Foundation just what the hell that man's coiffure says about his innermost mogul-emotions.

Pamela Day (from Apprentice 2): "I think it makes him approachable. It shows that he has flaws, too--that he is human." Wrong!

It took writer and comedian Craig Shoemaker (who's developing Straight Eye for the Whipped Guy--a nice position for most heterosexual males, I find) to come up with the true message emanating from the salon de Trump: "I'm so wealthy I have nobody in my life that has the cojones to tell me I have a dead wolverine on my head."

Now, there's an explanation. Donald, what say you?

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